R U S H - Beginning of the Jam

A tumbleweed rolled by. It was a Monday, during Rush Hour in Chicago. (I bet you can tell where this is going). The tumbleweed rolled onto the road. All of the cars suddenly stopped. Everybody got out of their car. They took out their phones, and took pictures of it. Fox News came from the sky and the lady(or man, I don't watch Fox News) comes from a helicopter and screams into there microphone "TUMBLEWEED SPOTTED IN CHICAGO"! The tumbleweed rolled down the road, and everyone started screaming. No one in Chicago had ever seen a tumbleweed before, and it was quite frighting watching it's majestic powers unfold. Everyone went back into there car, scared to death. The Fox News person than yelled "TO FORGET THE HORRIFYING EXPERIENCE, HERE IS AN EPISODE OF THE SIMPSONS WE JUST MADE 5 SECONDS AGO!" they flew off in their helicopter hoping to never relive the event again. Hours passed, and no one moved a muscle, hoping to not be sensed by the tumbleweed. Soon, someone moved, and he drove away. "BYE BYE SUCKAS!" he yelled out the window as he crashed into a wall. 107Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNPwIvuRo7

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