Ex Text - Rapunzel Was Homeschooled Too

Apologies, my good sir

My dear friend Rachel had to be picked up from a bar

DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?

THE AUDACITY

I'M SORRY

ARE YOU A GUY?

Yeah

SO THEN WHAT WAS THE POINT OF SAYING I ASSUMED YOU GENDER?

ITS DISRESPECTFUL NOT TO ASK

BUT I WAS RIGHT?

YOU COULD'VE BEEN WRONG

Incorrect

I'm never wrong

So humble too

I know, I'm amazing

You're very annoying

Eh, I've heard it both ways

You know, I never did find out how old you are

I'm 24

Old

I'm 22

You're just 2 years younger than me

Pshhhhh

You're still old

You take that back

Yes

Ok stop

YOU STARTED IT

AND I'M STOPPING IT

STOP

Fine

Smart choice, David

David?

You feel like you're a David

I am not a David

Brad?

Chad?

Definitely Chad

Shut upppp

OH MY GOD YOU'RE A DEREK

STOP

Donald?

Jerry?

Mickey?

Are you naming cartoon characters?

David is not a cartoon character

There's an animated film called DAVID

That doesn't make it a cartoon

Tangled isn't a cartoon and its animated

If kids watch it, and its animated, its a cartoon

Adults watch Tangled too

Yeah, if they have kids

What kind of joyless life do you live Duke?

How do you not watch these movies?

Because they're animated kids films?

Rubbish

Tangled is a masterpiece

I'm assuming you like it?

I LOVE IT

RAPUNZEL IS ME

BASICALLY ME

Concerning

So you were locked in a tower by your 'mother' who kidnapped you at birth and used you just for your lovely magic hair?

...

I mean

I was homeshcooled

That equates to being Rapunzel

Shush

Let me be delusional

Blonde? No.

Magic hair? No.

Locked away and dramatic as hell? Yes.

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