兩人乘著海盜船,千里迢迢地飆到珊瑚礁島,一下船就差點開吐。1179Please respect copyright.PENANAIT5h2qpd0j
1179Please respect copyright.PENANAcap8cPN6Mr
要命!這輩子誰都別想再拉他們踏入遊樂園一步!1179Please respect copyright.PENANA7oiPnX1iIO
1179Please respect copyright.PENANA7LfdKEIq8g
雖然他們趕在船身往另一頭傾斜之前就想辦法爬回桌邊坐好,卻仍免不了視野被左右急遽搖晃的暈眩感,更可惡的是——海盜船晃到最後,居然還真實還原了電影裡黑珍珠翻倒的橋段,並維持了一段特長的時間,簡直是不把他們倒到腦溢血絕不罷休!1179Please respect copyright.PENANA2QP2dKBI5x
1179Please respect copyright.PENANAbi49hJgc38
真不敢想像,他們如果選擇開啟副本的話,不知會被虐得多慘?1179Please respect copyright.PENANAEbzUOX5HaO
1179Please respect copyright.PENANAMoWp9kAz81
黑道組長投來淡淡一眼,總算想起來要關問一下委託對象,「不行了?」1179Please respect copyright.PENANAbQl68gE5kk
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「……」1179Please respect copyright.PENANAUtU9WoZBgQ
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葉雨燕咬牙,瑞樹臉黑黑,兩人夫夫同心地齊聲說:「行,當然行!」1179Please respect copyright.PENANAjlC9iycGsv
1179Please respect copyright.PENANAGw8eQxG1bC
身為男人被問這種問題必須要行!1179Please respect copyright.PENANAqZI63drqHR
1179Please respect copyright.PENANApvFiajJyrp
由於珊瑚礁島自從開放後就發佈了許多稀奇古怪的任務,經驗值相當肥美,是高等玩家必接任務的地方之一,兩人自然也成了珊瑚礁島的常客,因而累積不少好感值,已到能與海產族族長交談的程度。1179Please respect copyright.PENANAsCQ3OBChfN
1179Please respect copyright.PENANAjqxnzgJa6l
海產族數量繁雜,又多與外族混血,每一個都長得奇形怪狀,各種型態皆有,要從中找出一個海星與豬混血的生物頗有難度,因此,尋人一事自然得拜託族長龜老頭了。1179Please respect copyright.PENANA2mmMyLNmzW
1179Please respect copyright.PENANA4y6OnALwxj
兩人帶著黑道組長來到龜老頭的家門前,看見一堆海產族正與龜老頭聚在一起交頭接耳,神情盡是憤慨與惶恐,不知是發生什麼事,幾個玩家圍在他們身邊問了半天,都沒觸發到什麼任務,只得悻悻然地離開。1179Please respect copyright.PENANAE9hE8oJsW3
1179Please respect copyright.PENANA36NajWpctE
樹葉熊貓組互視一眼,心裡有些預感,便取出那塊《散發怨念的豬排》走向他們。1179Please respect copyright.PENANASWQSMX3RcK
1179Please respect copyright.PENANAdqy1y0lXf6
瑞樹說:「你們好,我們想打聽海星豬的……」1179Please respect copyright.PENANAOpxWA0DwdH
1179Please respect copyright.PENANAyiJC6k2yuN
話才說到一半,就被一個嚎啕哭聲打斷,只見一個滿頭海草的壯士NPC噗通跪下,深情凝望手裡拿著《散發怨念的豬排》的葉雨燕,悲切哭喊:「小豬豬阿娜達!」1179Please respect copyright.PENANAvX9yWCxhkS
1179Please respect copyright.PENANAehmoq82OxU
葉雨燕手一抖,差點把豬排往壯士臉上拍去。1179Please respect copyright.PENANABZqGv5lN47
1179Please respect copyright.PENANABhfWC6Ro4x
瑞樹臉一黑,手臥上刀柄,差點拔刀相助。1179Please respect copyright.PENANADdBRxWtJ6L
1179Please respect copyright.PENANABqQVGBAnIS
龜老頭見狀,不禁搖頭輕嘆:「如果你們是來找海星豬買豬肉的話,就請回吧,唉,也不知是誰想害死他,竟對他下了咒,封印他的細胞再生能力,害他今天切完複製出來的豬後,就因傷口修復不全,失血過多走了。」1179Please respect copyright.PENANA5erNXAXzOe
1179Please respect copyright.PENANAALXCpi0X2Y
「……」1179Please respect copyright.PENANAqmQNaUv7Re
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所以說,要愛惜生命別亂自殘,為賺錢出賣肉體什麼的要不得!1179Please respect copyright.PENANA10OLNHnBge
1179Please respect copyright.PENANArW8rk0GFmH
海草壯士咬著手帕,嚶嚶嚶地說:「兩位少俠,我看你們人品不俗,臉又長得正,肯定都是好人,求你們找出下咒的兇手,幫我的小豬豬阿娜達討回公道!」1179Please respect copyright.PENANAz4Fvu2TfwG
1179Please respect copyright.PENANAZCEG5YAdUb
等一下,你這好人的判斷也太看臉了吧?1179Please respect copyright.PENANAmDr4JVovgX
1179Please respect copyright.PENANAa4ers24zsg
兩人無語吞下「臉就是善惡標準的話,那貴海產族豈不……」的真心話大冒險,用情侶頻道悄悄討論了下。按照奧普斯的尿性,這估計會是一系列的任務,但他們見黑道組長的臉色不太妙,似乎只想找回小楓,不太樂意被牽涉進來,便決定先觀望一番。1179Please respect copyright.PENANAPMdBEwZ1tv
1179Please respect copyright.PENANAsYk4cZWwKJ
「其實,我們是為了另一樁案子而來。」瑞樹將事情的經過大致解釋了遍,「所以我們想先去海星豬的住處看看,說不定有什麼線索。」1179Please respect copyright.PENANAIJpiJMxVXB
1179Please respect copyright.PENANAcPMuUqsjxO
海產族大驚,沒想到海星豬受詛咒竟會牽扯到小萌物走失案。1179Please respect copyright.PENANAl9XI3y6YPj
1179Please respect copyright.PENANAg8STsBPTkX
由於整個《奧普斯》最具權勢的海洋勢力就屬朦霧島,其島主又與他們海產族畢生守護的人魚族關係親密,對小萌物的愛護更是無微不至,任何會傷害到小萌物的行為,不論理由,一律都是罪大惡極,因此,龜老頭二話不說,親自領路。1179Please respect copyright.PENANAUFlx7EIe4A
1179Please respect copyright.PENANAIRZviPNbea
一行人聽著龜老頭講述有關海星豬的資訊,一邊穿梭在由各色海草與珊瑚點綴的繽紛小徑,路線之曲折複雜,果真亟需NPC帶路才能找到目標。當他們來到一棟掛著「海星豬」名牌的小屋時,竟發現門被撬開,裡頭傳出不尋常的細小動靜,似乎有人在翻找什麼。1179Please respect copyright.PENANA4AJr1oP0ye
1179Please respect copyright.PENANAixVQ7ebL8a
葉雨燕與瑞樹頓時眼神一沈,職業使然,讓他們立刻想到是嫌疑人來搜東西,便握著武器,小心翼翼地走進去,在看到對方的那一刻,照慣例大喝:「不許動!」1179Please respect copyright.PENANAXT2NhoL2XT
1179Please respect copyright.PENANAmfS9dJx6ZL
「哇啊!」1179Please respect copyright.PENANAIcARRpXK0H
1179Please respect copyright.PENANAJNFeaM5Suf
只見一個衣著華貴的紫髮少年被那一聲嚇了一跳,就不小心踢倒一旁的大水缸,被水濺濕了雙腿,竟「碰」地變成一尾活跳跳的美人魚,還是條巴掌大小的幼齒小人魚。1179Please respect copyright.PENANATi5e2q1DO4
1179Please respect copyright.PENANAL5IVHEuBPR
樹葉熊貓組:「……」1179Please respect copyright.PENANAtoNOjHZyl8
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馬賽克你好,馬賽克你又回來了。1179Please respect copyright.PENANAMJAwLdHFmG
1179Please respect copyright.PENANAGzSbleOfTU
這人魚不是什麼普通的小NPC,而是曾引發全伺服陣營大戰的關鍵NPC——貝貝小魚,可說是《奧普斯》的知名NPC之一,又是由明星拉貝爾代言,兩人自然是一眼就認了出來,但該有的審問還是得有。1179Please respect copyright.PENANAHmcpY3gk2R
1179Please respect copyright.PENANAiqAb0uXLG7
不過,初開頭的介紹,就出了點問題。1179Please respect copyright.PENANAciGrUPWY9R
1179Please respect copyright.PENANAMaQO6OL5G4
貝貝小魚被撿起來放在桌上後,就先瞇了瞇眼,而後再眨了眨又大又亮的碧眼,好奇地盯著他們的名字半天,才憨聲說:「圈圈減什麼什麼,你們是數學家嗎?」1179Please respect copyright.PENANAkXGaM8ECWF
1179Please respect copyright.PENANA4FFbTO0omH
《圓圓一片葉》的葉雨燕:「……」 1179Please respect copyright.PENANAh6VZgYMSvK
1179Please respect copyright.PENANAO7DpmBgu74
《團團一棵樹》的瑞樹:「……」1179Please respect copyright.PENANA20ugQWYDoS
1179Please respect copyright.PENANAVZ5u9MQMI6
傳聞魚的視力都不太好,他們終於在貝貝小魚身上獲得證實。1179Please respect copyright.PENANAGcO2SJ43Rp
1179Please respect copyright.PENANARa5V4tZkJt
繼熊貓之後,他們又成了數學家。1179Please respect copyright.PENANAkH3HW23LsP
1179Please respect copyright.PENANAAMq7Tgu9cp
葉雨燕無語看了眼瑞樹馬賽克。1179Please respect copyright.PENANATp2OzAkboG
1179Please respect copyright.PENANAdSaduNq6VX
瑞樹兩手一攤,雖然看不到馬賽克下的動作與神情,但能感覺到戀人的森森目光。他無奈地說:「這真怪不得我,名字格式不是我先取的。」1179Please respect copyright.PENANAbhi8cuVQ1b
1179Please respect copyright.PENANAsEK7b3OGRk
葉雨燕不滿地咬了下牙,收回快被馬賽克弄花的眼,「不管,你的鍋。」1179Please respect copyright.PENANAXCKjE3JrsW
1179Please respect copyright.PENANAiGHwynCUn8
瑞樹失笑:「是,我的,全都是我的,你也是我的。」1179Please respect copyright.PENANAVHgjt5WgHD
1179Please respect copyright.PENANAWEWri1OJuw
「……」1179Please respect copyright.PENANAQWfNb4YXmN
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突然說起情話什麼的,哼哼,朕才沒在怕!葉雨燕抬起下巴,非常之驕傲。1179Please respect copyright.PENANAAgeK8rvn7Z
1179Please respect copyright.PENANAgqLHwiP75c
瑞樹想著戀人此刻可能會有的表情,就忍不住想握一下葉雨燕的手,但手才伸出去,就想到之前摸錯地方的教訓,再想到下半身可能會碰到的尷尬部位,又見貝貝小魚正抬起一張天真無知的稚嫩小臉望著他們,就頗囧地縮了回來。1179Please respect copyright.PENANAyA4vYhSBpg
1179Please respect copyright.PENANA07ZNGppugT
打碼什麼的,真的很煩!1179Please respect copyright.PENANAv2ukoyQhEb
1179Please respect copyright.PENANAsGLyHgtaRs
於是,在身旁立著一大塊馬賽克的壓力下,兩人也不想多說廢話,直接進入正題。1179Please respect copyright.PENANA2r1AEa58ti
1179Please respect copyright.PENANAhh5mpaqSRg
「你為何會出現在海星豬的家?你在找什麼?」1179Please respect copyright.PENANAOOc2PHh8FU
1179Please respect copyright.PENANAhsrnavrC8I
「找抓壞蛋的證據呀。」貝貝小魚兩手托著臉頰,上下晃了晃漂亮的尾巴,十分委屈地說:「因為海星豬的豬排超好疵的,我每天都要疵上一大塊,才能開開心心地再多疵兩個巧克力蛋糕糕,可是我今天要疵的時候,我哥卻說豬排壞掉惹不給我疵,害我難過得只疵了兩塊巧克力布朗尼、三碗螃蟹濃湯、四根……(以下百字食物略)然後就聽說海星豬被害死了,我好傷心,就決定跑上來看看,來的時候我還遇到……」1179Please respect copyright.PENANA9QXdGVQBy5
1179Please respect copyright.PENANAL8b8EWau1E
小人魚估計沒學好語文,講話頗沒條理,想到什麼就說什麼,偏偏又長得稚嫩可愛,嗓音還軟萌軟萌的,讓平日審問犯人兇慣的他們都沒好意思去打斷,更別說貝貝小魚還眾所皆知是海魔神的心肝寶貝,一言不合就差點害全人類滅族,這個仇絕對不能拉!1179Please respect copyright.PENANAwp3bAyDGSn
1179Please respect copyright.PENANABrI7fjEXDv
饒是如此,他們仍在一大串流水帳的陳述中,大致聽出了一個結論,就是海星豬在死前不只賣出一塊豬肉,估計還有其他受害人,唯有找到詛咒的源頭,瞭解詛咒的內容,才有更多線索找回失蹤的人。1179Please respect copyright.PENANAqYhUFoG2Di
1179Please respect copyright.PENANA1e8D8tMfLK
黑道組長聽完他們的結論,終於點頭應許了。1179Please respect copyright.PENANAZPgl5Pleqq
1179Please respect copyright.PENANA73xucbYAD0
於是,兩人趕緊接下緝兇任務,順便將到處亂跑的貝貝小魚交還給龜老頭,待對方捧著小人魚寵溺兮兮地走遠後,馬賽克狀態才總算解除。1179Please respect copyright.PENANAGE0uYBxAxC
1179Please respect copyright.PENANABvdpW5kNHH
「呼!」葉雨燕總算鬆了口氣,趕緊揉捏一把瑞樹的臉來洗洗眼睛。1179Please respect copyright.PENANAtyM5ekzBnV
1179Please respect copyright.PENANA8th3KbGVTq
瑞樹哭笑不得,任他將自己原本俊朗的臉龐拉得變形,一邊摸上葉雨燕的腰,一解剛才摸不到小手的怨念,問:「這個案子你有什麼看法?」1179Please respect copyright.PENANAK0rawIwKYi
1179Please respect copyright.PENANAd9pUxYTO34
葉雨燕頓了頓,說:「根據龜老頭提供的證詞,海星豬的生意非常好,為人又老實熱情,最喜歡逗小萌物開心,生活也很純樸,從不與人結怨。」1179Please respect copyright.PENANAVckoPf72q9
1179Please respect copyright.PENANAodA7WUcu50
瑞樹點了點頭,環視周遭一番,說:「看起來確實挺符合描述。」1179Please respect copyright.PENANAQl9LtyFEJy
1179Please respect copyright.PENANAbvYzEBmgHi
此時,他們正站在客廳裡,屋內寬敞明亮,牆上掛滿許多合照,每一張都燦爛歡笑,櫃子裡和桌上都擺著招待人的糖果罐與餅乾盒,家具也多是溫暖的色系,唯有地板上一灘洗刷過後殘留的淡淡血漬破壞了整體的和諧,估計就是海星豬斷氣身亡的地方。1179Please respect copyright.PENANAQbi4HIcMAD
1179Please respect copyright.PENANA6FEsOZ0Hu0
「不過……」瑞樹微微皺起眉,想起過往碰到的一些案子,「許多被害人也都說從沒與人結怨,但事實上,早與人結下很大的樑子卻不自知,或因心虛而隱瞞。」1179Please respect copyright.PENANA6OHBJBUreL
1179Please respect copyright.PENANAvfNlzJaVaF
葉雨燕看他這麼嚴肅,不免噗哧一笑,伸指戳了戳他眉間的皺痕,「這裡是遊戲好嗎?還是最不照常理走的《奧普斯》,放輕鬆點,別想得這麼嚴肅,刑警大人。」1179Please respect copyright.PENANAmHPlVtJwBP
1179Please respect copyright.PENANAagw1u3VXux
瑞樹一愣,隨即笑了起來,「也對,還是檢察官大人英明。」1179Please respect copyright.PENANASuHafUUlXh
1179Please respect copyright.PENANAFNj5jzZCmi
「嗯哼。」葉雨燕得意地挑了挑眉,朕就是英明不解釋!1179Please respect copyright.PENANAJxBgOJS56s
1179Please respect copyright.PENANAUFBYcqaK5W
「那麼英明的檢察官大人,您覺得兇手的動機是什麼呢?」瑞樹握住眉間的手指,嘴巴說得恭敬,往葉雨燕掌心輕搔的手卻不怎麼老實。1179Please respect copyright.PENANA1iCKFeuzlu
1179Please respect copyright.PENANAVbtnH4m1Eo
「當然是最簡單的——同行競爭囉。」葉雨燕一掌拍開鹹豬手,俊俏的臉蛋一抬,以傲視愚民的姿態轉過身,說:「工作時間禁止談戀愛,開工!」1179Please respect copyright.PENANA9BTjDedauE
1179Please respect copyright.PENANAMp0Dwr3pw0
瑞樹:「……」1179Please respect copyright.PENANAufl6enIx2h
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剛是誰說遊戲裡別這麼嚴肅的?小警察覺得委屈想抱抱。o( ̄ε ̄*)1179Please respect copyright.PENANA5ALSvhUbVu
1179Please respect copyright.PENANA59D9Pmx3Bb
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對於早在現實裡就有豐富辦案經驗的兩人來說,搜尋線索並不難,何況只是遊戲世界裡的虛擬案件,因此,他們很快就在海星豬的書房裡找到一份客戶名單,發現對方只做海洋生意,朦霧島許多貴族富商和亞特蘭秘境的海魔神都是老顧客,黑道組是新客戶,卻正好撞上這倒楣事。1179Please respect copyright.PENANA13CAicoW1X
1179Please respect copyright.PENANAEgZm3EqbY1
「我還發現了這個。」瑞樹遞出一本筆記本,上頭記著滿滿的行程,「我想你猜對了,同行競爭的可能性的確非常大。」1179Please respect copyright.PENANAN3MMloRYbX
1179Please respect copyright.PENANAQavHs5070P
「喔?我看看。」葉雨燕接過來一看,果然在近期的記錄中,發現海星豬昨天去朦霧島參加一場海島豬商交流會,以時間上來說,確實相當符合。1179Please respect copyright.PENANAFE2cskOffx
1179Please respect copyright.PENANA5UZwXjLvYd
不過,一說到朦霧島,就不得不提那滿島追趕跑跳碰的萌物小孩,一說到小孩,就又不得不提那如詛咒般的打碼畫面——真的好辣眼睛啊!1179Please respect copyright.PENANA80nh3oiIdX
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「……」1179Please respect copyright.PENANACjI0tnPAxe
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找到新線索的幹勁瞬間被澆熄,兩人你看我、我看你,頓覺生無可戀了。1179Please respect copyright.PENANAau1v1xQNEE
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已在門口等候的黑道組長,見他們遲遲沒有動作,就淡淡地說:「有困難?」1179Please respect copyright.PENANA9yC9z2am4t
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樹葉熊貓組點點頭,在情侶頻道裡快速討論著一個重大議題——如果臨時反悔放棄任務,會不會被黑道滅口,從此走向一踏足海域就被圍剿的命運?1179Please respect copyright.PENANAbk8099qj1K
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黑道組長邪魅一笑,「有問題,不妨回『船』上說。」1179Please respect copyright.PENANAsphMCeOn0t
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「……」1179Please respect copyright.PENANAlU26M31oiQ
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馬賽克好!馬賽克有益身心健康!被打碼一整天都好過再坐海盜船!1179Please respect copyright.PENANAkr57R1Kv4I
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於是,兩人頂著馬賽克的壓力,跟黑道組長約好在朦霧島的茲霍城碰面,就大步往珊瑚礁島的傳送陣淚奔而去,深怕對方又來個邪魅一笑,熱情邀請他們上船同樂。1179Please respect copyright.PENANAb9vMAiSfQ7
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腹黑高冷什麼的NPC最吐厭了! T﹏T 1179Please respect copyright.PENANAg8quPBTlDp
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朦霧島是一座用各種美食與甜品打造的移動島嶼,主城叫茲霍,粗暴簡單地讓大家知道,這座島上的人,絕大部分都是一群除了賣萌就是吃的弱智兒童歡樂多。1179Please respect copyright.PENANAttxArwHYme
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但這一天,朦霧島卻出了件大事!1179Please respect copyright.PENANAv3iNdGNyET
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一踏出傳送陣,兩人就聽到一陣又一陣的警鳴在城內不斷迴響,一向歡樂的茲霍城竟充滿了火藥味,一片吵雜聲中還不時伴隨孩童的哭鬧,大批功夫熊貓衛兵在所有店家進出搜尋,NPC們無一不愁眉苦臉,玩家們則穿梭在人群中不停打聽消息。1179Please respect copyright.PENANAaQ3O9t3bwG
1179Please respect copyright.PENANACklUmpAKH4
區域頻道跳著一串串系統公告,各路人馬也互相對罵個不停,似乎是PVP相關的糾紛,但由於內容過於凌亂又跳得太快,他們看得頭昏眼花,便只好關閉區域頻道,轉而打開世界頻道,瞭解一下到底是發生什麼事,就正好看見有好心人在狂刷一句話。1179Please respect copyright.PENANAmJnbyNpPmY
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「【世界】《拉太快會夾到》:朦霧島即將關閉,要搶任務的快!別帶萌物!」1179Please respect copyright.PENANA44IZ9Dgzqn
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「【世界】《拉太快會夾到》:朦霧島即將關閉,要搶任務的快!別帶萌物!」1179Please respect copyright.PENANAvCvhP4osbn
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「【世界】《不,我販劍》:可以問樓上是夾到什麼嗎?AwA」1179Please respect copyright.PENANAJZoZvVgtHK
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「【世界】《拉太快會夾到》:朦霧島即將關閉,要搶任務的快!別帶萌物!」1179Please respect copyright.PENANAqhKHn7LPyp
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「……」1179Please respect copyright.PENANARHAgR5mQM9
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果斷無視那句亂入的問話,兩人心有靈犀地相視……彼此的馬賽克,囧囧一笑。1179Please respect copyright.PENANAgWJdROuMPf
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從「別帶萌物」那四字來看,就能知道他們觸發的萌物失蹤案絕不普通,肥美的獎勵就在前方!於是,他們趕忙與黑道組長會合,邊向公會求問朦霧島事變的懶人包。1179Please respect copyright.PENANAzLEFJoe0pl
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一位公會大佬便開語音回應了,「聽說是朦霧島突然爆發傳染病,NPC小萌物全都變得哭鬧不休亂發脾氣,玩家小萌物則是無法操縱自己的角色,見人就發動攻擊,引起不少PVP大混戰,鬧得很嚴重,據說還引起地府的關注,派來偵察員調查,現在大家都搶著接任務,要不是我正好在跟團中,也想去接看看。」1179Please respect copyright.PENANA2Ud94HvdTo
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葉雨燕立馬問:「那目前的調查進度如何?」1179Please respect copyright.PENANAvqhE5cWErN
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大佬說:「目前只聽說是食物中毒,欸?你們也在朦霧島啊,那快去接,有養什麼萌物千萬別放出來,據說有人被發病的萌物攻擊火了,竟然失手殺了對方,那萌物可是未成年玩家呢,結果被系統開罰不說,還鬧到要引發公會戰,簡直神了!」1179Please respect copyright.PENANALQxW7kgokf
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哇,一言不合就殺小孩,這放到現實可不只是公會戰呢。1179Please respect copyright.PENANAavxvEA1JGS
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《奧普斯》所謂的萌物有三種,一是指未成年的NPC,二是指十五歲以下的未成年玩家,為保護他們的心智發展,統一降生在朦霧島,在家長或關係要好的成年玩家陪同下,進行寓教於樂的遊戲,三是指一般泛稱的性格萌的成年玩家。1179Please respect copyright.PENANAKST2enl644
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三者皆是可受朦霧島認可的萌物,但只有第三種不受PVP保護機制,而前兩者若受到傷害,施暴者則會被處予刑罰,特別是第二種,最重還會被封號,非常得不償失。1179Please respect copyright.PENANA6moxgOmbS6
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雖說任務獎勵很誘人,但間接害到小朋友們的遊戲心情,就不好了。1179Please respect copyright.PENANA9YG0jgoAeO
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樹葉熊貓組便也不再浪費時間,火速找到海島豬商交流會的負責人,在一番交談後,確認了海星豬的競爭對手也出現在交流會上,並曾與海星豬有過近距離的接觸。1179Please respect copyright.PENANA9xJ6yRTwHc
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「他叫什麼名字?住哪?」瑞樹緊接著問。1179Please respect copyright.PENANABnbA7oxTYT
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負責人NPC也是個極愛萌物的人,知道自己舉辦的交流會極可能是害萌物慘遭不測的關鍵之一,不禁痛心疾首,張大黝黑的鼻孔,流下憤慨的淚水,並一掌打碎桌上的茶杯,義正言辭地咬牙道:「他就叫——鬼豬掐吉。」1179Please respect copyright.PENANAqyNrsHNejN
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「……」1179Please respect copyright.PENANANPcoLNvBJC
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兩人無語擦了擦被濺到臉上的茶水。1179Please respect copyright.PENANA8GmPkOQAer
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這些配角NPC真的戲很多耶,還有那個名字怎麼有股濃濃的既視感?1179Please respect copyright.PENANAUlgq3YTCUU
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「鬼娃恰吉?」葉雨燕忍不住再確認一次。1179Please respect copyright.PENANAv6ji2gKVNH
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「不。」負責人一臉「你耳殘要不要看醫生我鄰居醫術很好給你介紹不打折」的關懷表情,憐憫地放慢語速並大聲重複:「鬼——豬——掐——吉——」1179Please respect copyright.PENANAaYXVdxxGsd
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「……」1179Please respect copyright.PENANAKQ9RfGoWjX
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不能隨便揍NPC的設定真討厭!1179Please respect copyright.PENANABChp81kCt4
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事不宜遲,他們立刻循著拿到手的位置,趕到鬼豬掐吉的店鋪,就見一個豬頭人身穿著吊帶褲的NPC正慌慌忙忙地打包行李,一看到他們上門,還露出驚慌的表情,張闔長了兩顆大獠牙的嘴,急沖沖大喊:「今天休息不營業,齁,快走快走!」1179Please respect copyright.PENANAimWiNSRyeR
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樹葉熊貓組:「呵。」1179Please respect copyright.PENANASBcDo1UKcw
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作賊心虛得這麼明顯,他們要是還看不出來,就可以辭職回老家了。1179Please respect copyright.PENANAFfdnrXOpAY
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瑞樹笑瞇瞇地踏入店裡,照慣例說了句審問嫌疑人的經典開場詞:「不用緊張,我們只是例行詢問,想瞭解一下你跟海星豬……」1179Please respect copyright.PENANAuxQkU1y5iX
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然而,作為一個注定砲灰的反派NPC,鬼豬掐吉想當然耳也不等他把話說完,就操起殺豬刀,激動大喊:「滴毋係挖台欸(豬不是我殺的)!偶什麼都不豬道!」1179Please respect copyright.PENANAGvV6Sja9sB
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好耶!就等你這反應!1179Please respect copyright.PENANAz8WdCR53em
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於是,他們二話不說,先把豬揍了一頓——在遊戲裡辦案,就是能粗暴簡單!1179Please respect copyright.PENANA1UkBWaabV0
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一分鐘後,被單方面凌虐的鬼豬掐吉,頂著一張更腫的豬臉,嚶嚶嚶地招供。1179Please respect copyright.PENANAdbBBoEiaPh
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原來,他只是嫉妒海星豬總能拉攏到有錢人的生意,才會趁著交流會在對方的飲料下點藥,但他以為海星豬只會拉拉肚子導致肉質變難吃而已,根本沒想到會害死對方,他真不是有意殺豬的!一定是給他藥的人故意害他的!1179Please respect copyright.PENANAuaR4qoiZZt
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兩人看了看他的殺豬刀,還有來不及關的豬肉舖,實在無法理解這些豬妖是怎麼能對跟自己長得很像的生物下得了手,但又想了想,海星豬為了追求豬肉的高品質,竟連自己的肉都能砍,就又感覺豬妖殺豬好像也能接受了。1179Please respect copyright.PENANAulAifmvagK
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瑞樹問:「給你藥的人是誰?」1179Please respect copyright.PENANALUfyn1FZry
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鬼豬掐吉啜泣地說:「就、就一個鼻子尖尖、鬍子翹翹、手裡拿著一根釣竿……」1179Please respect copyright.PENANAMuiReWw1VJ
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葉雨燕青筋爆起,丟出一顆火球燒豬尾巴,「波爾茶的老梗已經落伍了,說實話!」1179Please respect copyright.PENANAjGD9stK8dv
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鬼豬掐吉痛得摀住尾巴,流下兩行清淚,萬分委屈地睜大一雙黑豆眼,說:「素尊的啊,她就戴著波爾茶的翹鬍子面具,偶怎麼豬道她到底素誰?」1179Please respect copyright.PENANA5A7QakDkiI
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瑞樹搖頭輕嘆:「就說來路不明的藥千萬不能相信,黑心藥商不可取。」1179Please respect copyright.PENANAxUVwGfGm71
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這時,鬼豬掐吉猛地想起來了,大呼道:「啊,偶記得了,那人身上有很重的青椒味,朦霧島的小萌物們都不愛粗青椒,所以她那味道特別突出。」1179Please respect copyright.PENANAWS6XjQUFiO
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旁聽已久的黑道組長眉頭一皺,發現案情並不單純,「去年我來朦霧島辦事時,曾經過一棟青椒屋,那裡散發著不祥之氣。」1179Please respect copyright.PENANATr9xoCUEkx
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「……」1179Please respect copyright.PENANASlg4zvbmfO
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有沒有這麼嚴重?只是青椒而已啊。1179Please respect copyright.PENANAuCCVcmUn0V
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後記:
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什麼青椒這麼嚇人?XDDDDDDD1179Please respect copyright.PENANAy2KmAePyLh
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掰的為,「拉太快會夾到」不是男生的專利,女生也會……1179Please respect copyright.PENANAPsUJitcJyj
大衣拉鍊夾到下巴肉好幾次什麼的,真的要減肥了QWQ1179Please respect copyright.PENANAdDtQ2mJmBn
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下篇完結唷~WWW1179Please respect copyright.PENANAGAudrl7TyK
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【下篇預告】《啪啪啪救世界》: 字數約六千字,週三發。1179Please respect copyright.PENANAbe10ZOoDsj
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★【奧普斯第一部】1179Please respect copyright.PENANAyeDEEoXigt
【凌家III】爆炸頭不要來 1179Please respect copyright.PENANAOHvGoovcyY
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★【西啡家的樹葉&穗楓組】 1179Please respect copyright.PENANA1ABn96SOAR
【樹葉】許你三生之戀 1179Please respect copyright.PENANAOpOGjTnRJD
【穗楓】秋穗紅楓 1179Please respect copyright.PENANAvXe0TaFEpl
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