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FADE IN:
EXT. TOWERS - SINGLE WOOD TOWER - DAY
We see Lydia walking down the street with two spooks860Please respect copyright.PENANAfEZ9FeEcKS
following behind her. Lydia dies. They turn into five dead860Please respect copyright.PENANAYR8GrKRoAo
prostitutes in masks, skulls and robes. They hover in the air860Please respect copyright.PENANAZM7g55ki4y
in a semi-circle, like a spotlight on a strobe.
The fifth cokie? Betelgeuse. He's the ruler of all the dead.860Please respect copyright.PENANAbhwIFQC6G5
They form a huge X. The women all fall into it, in a dead860Please respect copyright.PENANAIUWtoPT4MO
pyramid, and disappear. The X ripples out and disappears in a860Please respect copyright.PENANAQ9vkputwIu
puff of gossamer smoke.
EXT. WORLD HALL - ADORABLE WIZARD OCCULT CHURCH - DAY
Betelgeuse the horned lord lands with a ker-POP on the old860Please respect copyright.PENANA7PG7klSPIZ
brick steps of the abandoned and dilapidated World Hall,860Please respect copyright.PENANAfR057d8sGs
crawling out of his coffin as a lobster.
A gnome rushes up. Betelgeuse says to him, in a low angry860Please respect copyright.PENANABsaIIPjP93
voice:
BETELGEUSE860Please respect copyright.PENANABo5jDKFIjH
Who are you? Are you bard? I just860Please respect copyright.PENANAPxtRPPqG65
found my dead sex slaves, and now860Please respect copyright.PENANAmwVquJzQCe
you're crawling up, disturbing my860Please respect copyright.PENANAxShHKdQ5tp
ritual.
BARD860Please respect copyright.PENANA3h4T8HiX2r
And so you brought your flesh dildo860Please respect copyright.PENANArVIXWVoelY
too?
BETELGEUSE860Please respect copyright.PENANAIIRIGeVB1B
What's wrong with a flesh dildo?
BARD860Please respect copyright.PENANAvHQydfPzbG
I will haunt you.
BETELGEUSE860Please respect copyright.PENANAPgl10QmJe4
You will not.
The gnome raises a hook, and they both fall into the mud and860Please respect copyright.PENANAnS5Mm3Sibz
start fighting, just like they do in the occult movies.
BETELGEUSE860Please respect copyright.PENANA9c9t5sdUO6
I'm the only sex dildo that's gonna860Please respect copyright.PENANAUf9iUQqGmc
get it.
INT. INFERNO - THE SACK OF LEONARD STARK - DAY
Leonard comes up the underground fire escape and sees the860Please respect copyright.PENANAyKaFgC3qET
Masked Reaper and Betelgeuse fighting over his wife's head.860Please respect copyright.PENANAVrb0lISC7Y
Leonard yells at the Reaper to stop. The Reaper grabs Leonard860Please respect copyright.PENANAd7dj4tQESf
and begins crushing his throat, but Leonard fights back. The860Please respect copyright.PENANASkdp4kozZH
Reaper picks Leonard up by the throat. Leonard yells out "SON860Please respect copyright.PENANAGNIgK0rS2J
OF A BITCH!" as the Reaper crushes his windpipe.
BETELGEUSE860Please respect copyright.PENANAbVoKPBaOzw
You little shit. I'm gonna cut your860Please respect copyright.PENANAPSNEDBHNl7
fucking throat off.
He hefts the decapitated and dying Leonard up and strikes a860Please respect copyright.PENANAvKbTPncxbs
blow with his free hand that sends the Masked Reaper skipping860Please respect copyright.PENANAOLdlykrjqq
over to the edge of the room and plunges to his death.
EXT. BENDS - DARK ANGELS - DAY
The men discuss the situation. The dying Batman looks up860Please respect copyright.PENANAJ4Mvqg1749
towards the pines. The three "coyotes" move in to finish860Please respect copyright.PENANAUJmrTsebiU
their plans.
BETELGEUSE860Please respect copyright.PENANANSu4ADbcjj
(to Bard)860Please respect copyright.PENANA3bFvKbwUIu
See what you did? You set me up.860Please respect copyright.PENANALCbiFggk9M
You didn't tell me that I'd have to860Please respect copyright.PENANAVNGGll3tmU
fight Leonard Stark, or that he'd860Please respect copyright.PENANAXmu6oDodYY
be a ghost.
Bard tells him that he took too much of the Phoenix, which860Please respect copyright.PENANAilsD4fuQs5
was weakened.
Betelgeuse grows angry and lunges for the dying Batman's860Please respect copyright.PENANAGKMhRrw92d
throat, but to Bard's surprise, the Masked Reaper appears860Please respect copyright.PENANAAFiIuAf4Rn
behind him and SAVES HIS LIFE by shooting Bard in the back.860Please respect copyright.PENANAJdJIXYLMEa
The ghostly Batman crumples to the floor, gasping for air.
BARD860Please respect copyright.PENANA2B6TriBKY4
(offscreen)860Please respect copyright.PENANAqYcAlDC0sZ
You assholes. You can't catch a860Please respect copyright.PENANA51ewhVM76d
ghost.
BETELGEUSE860Please respect copyright.PENANAboqnujPHkd
You fuckers. You put me in a860Please respect copyright.PENANAGmS9rhOGsv
vulnerable position when I was sure860Please respect copyright.PENANArjoMWNdOym
the Batman would be here. Now860Please respect copyright.PENANAbE0MFdPIlq
you're all gonna get what's coming860Please respect copyright.PENANAF31LjXmZj4
to you.
He hefts the almost dead Bat-man up over his head and spins860Please respect copyright.PENANAjzmaZz7cXh
him across the room. He slams the prisoner against the wall860Please respect copyright.PENANAjKe5MfP89S
and draws his giant blade.
Betelgeuse smashes the captive to the wall again, then knocks860Please respect copyright.PENANAOTO7QzW7DK
him down with the flat of his blade between his shoulder860Please respect copyright.PENANAjUjkpNgWGC
blades.
BATMAN860Please respect copyright.PENANAVnKilDoHOK
(concious)860Please respect copyright.PENANACVnggR4OWe
What are you gonna do to me? I860Please respect copyright.PENANAt0kRKdKZHL
think you've committed murder, so860Please respect copyright.PENANATBbkTffqmY
why don't you just kill me already.
The Masked Reaper grabs the unconscious Batman by the860Please respect copyright.PENANA0wTcjAOfI4
shoulders, and holds him upright. The dark slashes across his860Please respect copyright.PENANAYQhb53Poxo
face, and leaves a huge gash across the throat.
CONSTANTINE860Please respect copyright.PENANAfP2AFQvYTr
Betelgeuse! Please don't. Don't do860Please respect copyright.PENANAVk55ho6T52
this.
BETELGEUSE860Please respect copyright.PENANAjgVAMY2kFM
I'm going to finish him!860Please respect copyright.PENANAniyyqtLTmx
Constantine, I'm going to finish860Please respect copyright.PENANAQ7p1DMwmOS
you.
He screams as Betelgeuse begins to slice off the Masked860Please respect copyright.PENANA73dDN3ERpp
Reaper's head.
MASKED REAPER860Please respect copyright.PENANAXtfSv8xuu6
(holds up his arm in860Please respect copyright.PENANAqyTKlJnj3c
protest)860Please respect copyright.PENANAnkfaUA2ti8
Constantine!
Betelgeuse returns to stand over the nameless Batman. He860Please respect copyright.PENANAjWoRUuxQlT
places his hand over the Batman's head. The air fills with860Please respect copyright.PENANAUgl3QGnKzy
electricity, and sparks begin to fly off of the Batman's860Please respect copyright.PENANAEkXzpp7YWZ
chest. \
The electricity fires through his body, destroying his cells.860Please respect copyright.PENANAdsI2jPs5lF
In minutes, the Batman's body will be lifeless and lifeless.
BETELGEUSE860Please respect copyright.PENANA4x8gxuRl8j
He was mine, and I stole him from860Please respect copyright.PENANANcfChTVGGn
you. He was my revenge. Now you860Please respect copyright.PENANAq4mINx4m1Q
will pay for your disobedience. He860Please respect copyright.PENANAuR6uZk7WdC
will do this for you.
The Batman is running out of oxygen. The electricity is860Please respect copyright.PENANANyoto4LH4g
hurting him so much, the only way he can survive is if he860Please respect copyright.PENANAWJgLAWuvMv
breathes.
The Masked Reaper places a foot on the Batman's head, then860Please respect copyright.PENANARB2YQMltpR
places the head in a vise.
The Batman's body begins to rot and rot.
BATMAN860Please respect copyright.PENANAJdXCFEdVUx
(awake)860Please respect copyright.PENANAv1eYxj7c3y
Wake up, Batsy. Please wake up.
A bright light surrounds the Batman's head. Suddenly, his860Please respect copyright.PENANAst5WfZSwAG
eyes pop open.
The Batman is standing in the middle of a forest, with the860Please respect copyright.PENANAig0vWHd7nH
Masked Reaper's hand over his head. The electricity still is860Please respect copyright.PENANAK6HIdrkr1a
burning through his body.
The Batman begins to run towards his Batmobile.
BETELGEUSE860Please respect copyright.PENANAw8irZYSbph
You still have a chance. Let go of860Please respect copyright.PENANAb6r6cUUFgl
my hand. If you allow my hand to860Please respect copyright.PENANAIfHaYt8w1l
come off of you, you will end up860Please respect copyright.PENANAsjoZfJSAJn
just like your friend.860Please respect copyright.PENANAKlxQqYzMQQ
(tries to pry the hand off860Please respect copyright.PENANAMiKQfxmURt
of his head)860Please respect copyright.PENANADF6g334JhM
It can't be. No. No. He's still860Please respect copyright.PENANAtsfDZlAMV5
alive!860Please respect copyright.PENANAi6PiGPL7j8
(falls to his knees)860Please respect copyright.PENANA2473yrrxPX
Oh, the Batman can't be dead.
The Batman continues to run towards his Batmobile.
He finally reaches it, and tries to get inside.
BEATELAGE860Please respect copyright.PENANAFelzFJA255
(from a distance)860Please respect copyright.PENANAWAxzg0Doyj
Save me! Save me!
BATMAN860Please respect copyright.PENANAZMDzKpXrK0
(slams his door shut)
The Batman slams his helmet onto the dashboard.
The cockpit fills with exhaust.
The mask comes off of his face, and the mask drops to the860Please respect copyright.PENANAFmdhimy0nH
floor. He's holding his intestines in his hands.
BATMAN860Please respect copyright.PENANABen18SJGfR
(beat)860Please respect copyright.PENANAKG8c6GqRxT
I can't get it. I can't pull it860Please respect copyright.PENANAFYxv0ur6ik
out.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into860Please respect copyright.PENANACGifmowE48
the forest.
BETELGEUSE860Please respect copyright.PENANAOuXxuywliV
Is that all you got?
The Batman climbs up on the dashboard.
BEATELAGE860Please respect copyright.PENANAR4IrCeCnsM
Come on, you're still alive.
The Batman grabs the handle to the windshield of the860Please respect copyright.PENANA6Xh1D0DgLz
Batmobile.
BATMAN860Please respect copyright.PENANAeV0xC0pdLp
(screams in pain)860Please respect copyright.PENANAorQHQEYezf
My intestines are inside me!
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into860Please respect copyright.PENANAdLGiiWPOaD
the forest.
BEATELAGE860Please respect copyright.PENANAyr4i2xE2SF
So you have some organs in you.
The Batman feels his insides.
BETELGEUSE860Please respect copyright.PENANAKJnLtw1BYj
Do you really? Then come here!
BATMAN860Please respect copyright.PENANAm6FuMjS9Qz
(is so weak he can barely860Please respect copyright.PENANAOceKuEsYKW
stand)860Please respect copyright.PENANAEYoOkLZAFV
You won't get me.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into860Please respect copyright.PENANAl3at81aUgP
the forest.
BEATELAGE860Please respect copyright.PENANA3DYBFiBmtB
(passionate)860Please respect copyright.PENANAiEKJ9P4573
Don't let them drag you off this860Please respect copyright.PENANARLz3kgwp3N
beat.
BETELGEUSE 860Please respect copyright.PENANAnGyysxPmvn
(peers at the Batman)860Please respect copyright.PENANA85Lts20cX8
Is that all? Do you really want to860Please respect copyright.PENANAsHiNl7lx1v
get to know the Dark Knight?
BATMAN 860Please respect copyright.PENANAYQStZR24Ch
(ashamed)860Please respect copyright.PENANACfoeZRCK9y
Don't say it. Take a peek in the860Please respect copyright.PENANAICqbMvyNDL
window.
Beat and Betelgeuse watch the Batmobile slowly,860Please respect copyright.PENANAATn8wk2mv0
uncomfortably, drive off into the dusk.
FADE OUT860Please respect copyright.PENANAqYG4IMcaoO


